lol @ my lyfe
“I think I like you again” “well I kinda hate you and hope you die alone, haha, bye”
ahhhh my telephono
plans canceled on behalf that I was a dumb ass and left my phone in my friands car when i was toasted…
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where is my invitation to the royal wedding
I am way to classy to be stuck here writing essays. Prince Harry would not approve of someone of my stature being treated as such.
That brilliant moment when you realize that the...
saint-rootless: tyleroakley: Slytherin: Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff:
His thoughts are whacked, he’s mad so he’s talkin’ back...– Eminem
the worst part of being sober
is that you realize how lonely you are.
I have gone to gym every day this week -only eaten cereal, tic tacs, and water/gross protein shakes- and after running four miles this morning I weighed myself, ONLY TO DISCOVER I GAINED A POUND! WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT IS THIS?! Omg fuck this, it is a beautiful day. I am going for a mo fuckin’ bike ride and being happy.